Mark Dice is A Total Jerk

Founder of The Resistance

Founder of The Resistance

This is Mark Dice. He believes that 9-11 was an inside job – meaning that the attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon on 11 September 2001 were orchestrated by the Bush Administration – and he founded an organization, called “The Resistance“, to spread the word about the New World Order.

By itself, I have no problem with that. You can believe anything you want. If you want to believe that the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot exist or if you think your neighbor’s dog is a space alien, etc, I really don’t care, as long as you’re not hurting or bothering anyone with it. It’s a free country, so you can believe anything you want.

Mark Dice is a bit different from previous New World Order conspiracists. For one thing, he’s young, physically-fit, speaks well and is a good-looking guy. Let’s face it, the vast majority of the NWO crowd are a bunch of fat, balding old farts who look like they were born sometime around the First World War or sooner. But, Mark actually has the look that would appeal to the media.

But, that’s not my problem with him. My problem is that he is such an irritating turd about this New World Order crap and I personally think that he isn’t doing it to “spread the word”, but instead to cash-in on the lucrative industry where low-IQ morons will shell-out money for books on the subject. Here are a few examples:

As you will see on his YouTube channel, Mark likes to use his bullhorn to spread the word, which isn’t a bad thing by itself. But, he has used his bullhorn inside places like a university classrom, a Wal-Mart and a Barnes & Noble bookstore. He drove past a campground at night, bullhorning the campers. Mark thinks it’s funny when he does that. I wonder if he’d think it were funny if someone bullhorned the church he goes to when people are trying to pray. I’m not even sure he goes to church, in fact, that’s just a guess on my part. But, honestly, I don’t think he would find it as funny if he got bullhorned at a time when he might be hoping for a moment of quiet introspection. I wonder how he might like it if he got bullhorned when he was out with his friends or family or having a quiet dinner with his girl. He likes to irritate people at a time of his own choosing, but I doubt if he would find it so funny if the same thing happened to him at a time of some one else’s choosing.

I am not saying that anyone should do this. I’m just giving a “what if this happened to him” example. So, don’t get your panties in a twist over it.

While Mark Dice has condemned Scientology as a cult, he’s never bullhorned one of their offices. While Anonymous pickets Scientology centers every month, with occasional flash raids, Mark hasn’t done anything close to that. In case you’re wondering why not, here’s what I think is the answer: Mark Dice is a big coward. He knows that if he bullhorns the Church of Scientology, he will get himself arrested, fair gamed and sued. Scientology has huge money for lawyers and private investigators and they can have people picketing his home every day. They’ve done it to others and they would do it to him. Rather than take on a group that will actually fight back and pwn him like a narc at a biker rally, he settles for simply making statements to the press. Yeah, you’re a big tough guy, Mark Dice.

Mark is also a frakking hypocrite. He condemned Jessica Simpson for her sexy – and outrageously stupid – video “These Boots Are Made For Walking” because it’s too sexy and he demanded that she apologize to the Christian community, since she is the daughter of a minister. But, Mark will put up a video on his YouTube channel featuring girls in bikinis at the beach. I can figure that he knew that young boys will watch the video to see girls in bikinis, but I don’t think he realised that you can simply Mute the video and watch the girls without having to listen to them, which is what most men would do anyway. But, since there are so many bikini videos on YouTube, why go through all the hassle? I’d rather watch girls in bikinis playing volleyball or mudwrestling, but that’s just me. So, sexy videos are only a good thing if you’re spreading the word about the New World Order, right Mark?

Oh, and let’s mention that, besides the “Resistance Manifesto”, Mark Dice also wrote a book about how to meet women. He wrote the book from a secular perspective, not as a book for Christian men on how to meet Christian women. While he encourages religious compatibility, he didn’t write it as a guideline for Christians. But, there are already books like that out there somewhere. It seems that Mark is a late-comer to the idea of writing books for an exclusively Christian audience.

Mark’s also big on self-agrandizement. He posted a video on his YouTube channel that shows him working-out. I’m wondering if Jesus would have posted a video of him lifting weights, or whatever they did to excercise in first century Palestine.

He also doesn’t seem to object to vandalism. Dice objects to the Georgia Guidestones being on public property. Actually, there is some debate as to whether the monument is on public or private land. On 14 December 2008, news reports circulated that the Guidestones had been vandalized with some one spraypainting such “Rockefeller Sucs”, “Obama iz a Muzlim”, “Counsel on Foreign Relations is ran by thedevil”, etc. I tries to reproduce the spelling as it appears, but I’m no good at misspelling words on purpose. Accidentally, yes. On purpose, no. Mark described the vandalism as “a makeover”, while not condemning the illegal action in any way.

Conspiracists have applauded the vandalism as a blow against the New World Order.  Yeah, spraypainting a stone monument will really make the bankers think twice. Yeah, sure. Frakking idiots.

Dice also has taken-up assorted causes with no discernible value to them:

Condemning the new Starbucks logo as being too explicit. Apparently cartoon boobies are too much for impressionable young minds or anyone’s mind, for that matter. Why do I have this picture of Mark Dice breaking-out into a cold sweat as he lustfully gazes at the cartoon mermaid? Poor guy probably doesn’t get enough at home and he doesn’t want to be reminded of it when he gets a cup of coffee.

He’s demanding rapper 50 Cent stop wearing crosses because Dice doesn’t think 50 Cent is a Christian. I’d like to see Mark go up to 50 Cent and tell him, to his face, that he is a devil worshipper and that he should take off his cross. Press releases are for wimps, Mark. Go to his house and take your bullhorn with you. Do it or be a wimp forever!

He also demanded that Duke University change the name of their sports team, the “Blue Devils” because the name somehow glorifies the devil. Which would only be true if they had a winning season. You’d think there would be teams named after Jesus if they thought it might help their chances. But, I guess naming your team after Satan is the way to go. Even Liberty University names their team the Flames, which would remind you of hellfire, without thinking too hard.

Mark Dice can certainly keep his name in the news. He’s been on TV for interviews and he’s been a frequent caller to the Alan Colmes and Michael Reagan radio shows. He always wants to talk about the Bohemian Grove and the simulated human sacrifice that supposedly takes place there. The key word is “simulated”, as in not really happening. But, Dice thinks it’s a big deal.

Mark seems to feel that he is the spokesman for the entire Christian community in America. But, I think it’s actually much more basic than that. I think Mark is in it for the money and the fame.

Take everything I’ve said so far and consider this: Mark Dice has a much more appealing look than all the other Prophets of Doom out there. He’s better-looking and speaks well, he avoids directly confronting people who could actually hurt him physically (50 Cent) or financially (Scientology) and he’s managed to get enough exposure on national TV, newspapers and radio, which certainly isn’t bad for book sales. And the booksales are what I think it’s all about.

There are loads of New World Order books and websites out there, so putting out another book would only involved reading everyone else’s book, taking some stuff to put into your own, publishing it and getting the word out that it’s there. What better way to get book sale up than to constantly keep yourself in the news, one way or another? Certainly, the New World Order-types will buy it and so will others, if only out of curiosity. The books are available on his website, as well as from Amazon, for about $20.

If he manages to get himself seen as some sort of national spokeman for the anti-NWO movement, it will be his Resistance Manifesto that get the most sales and his book about how to pickup girls will get some added exposure, especially for those guys who live alone, wearing tinfoil hats and can’t figure-out why women avoid them like the Plague.

Mark is just the latest in a long line of people who tried to set themselves up as some sort of spokesman for the anti-NWO movement. One of the best known was James “Bo” Gritz, a former US Army Special Forces (NWO-types love war heroes, which Gritz was, but not as much as he claimed) officer who tied himself a bit too closely to the Nazis, Ku Klux Klan and other whackos, only to end-up trying to commit suicide after his then-wife, Claudia, finally decided that she’d had enough of that crap and divorced him. After all that training in how to kill other people, Gritz failed to even kill himself. I think Gritz is still out there somewhere, with his new wife, and still working in the movement. But, people who’ve tried to off themselves don’t make good spokesmen.

So, now we have Mark Dice. In my opinion, Mark will milk this cow for all it’s worth and, if the money stops being good, he’ll move on to something more lucrative. He got off to a slow start, by using the pseudonym “John Conner”, after the fictional “John Connor”, the leader of the human resistance to Skynet in the Terminator movies and TV series. Way to be original, Mark. If you want to lead a movement like this, there are two ways to go:

  1. use a false name and keep it up. Keep your personal life obscure and try to hide your real appearance as much as possible. Keep your real location vague and never let anyone know where you’re really from or what you are doing. Have other people claim to be you doing things like the bullhorning and other stuff. This creates the air of mystery and rumors of your doings will circulate around the press and the Internet, so you’ll become something of a mystery man folk hero. This is a good way to go, unless you’re looking to make a lot of money doing this, in which case it will totally suck being you. This tactic has worked for Anonymous with great success, since they aren’t doing Project Chanology for the money. But, since I think Mark Dice is in it for the money, that leaves..
  2. use your real name from the beginning. All the other would-be leaders of the movement have done this.

As we live in uncertain times, there will be people looking for some Secret Society on which to blame all their problems. There have been people like that for centuries. One of the most successful – for a few years, anyway – groups to do that were the Nazis, who blamed everything on the Jews and we see how that turned-out. They started a war they couldn’t finish and ended-up getting gang-pwned by the rest of the frakking world.

As long as people are out looking for conspiracies in every dark corner, there will be people like Mark Dice. He’s not the most original of the would-be leaders of the movement, but he is the smartest one I’ve seen in a long time.

So, he’ll be out there picking fights with people who won’t hit him back, staying away from people who will really hurt him and making money off the gullible fools who will follow him and buy his books.

Best of luck to you, Mark Dice, you big phony.



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2 Responses to “Mark Dice is A Total Jerk”

  1. Teresa Says:

    He is also a big hypocrite when it comes to the exposing of the Illuminati as being run by Satan. He bashes and mocks the Catholic church with impunity. Who do you think is in charge of Catholic bashing, if not Satan, Himself? He gets on Nicki Minaj’s case for her
    Satanic stage show, but who is she mocking? You got it! The Catholic church! Way to go, blowhard, Mark Dice!

  2. Anonymous Says:

    OMG this is so true and now he is using BTS to gain views and attention. I mean, since when did he ever care about music awards?

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